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I would probably want to pump mine deep inside your pussy ;). If not I would wanna have you suck me hard and put a rubber on me using your mouth before I used hubby's cum as lubricant as I pushed into your ass and thoroughly enjoyed myself before pulling out as I am leaking precum and jerk my cock into your pussy until I explode carefully oozing my seed all over your pussy. If we did option #2, Taking your tight ass would have me so hard and horny that I would wanna enjoy some naughty relaxation as I come down from my orgasm, So I was hoping maybe you would immediately begin sucking me as I finished cumming or tell me to push my unprotected cock inside you. That might get hubby so hot that he would take over and fuck you to orgasm as we spit roasted you while you deep throated my cock...The possibilities are endless ;).

XoxO

Deep.Throat.Her.
i would probably want to pump mine deep inside your pussy ;). if not i would ...
OMG... I LOVE your Breaston and NIPPLES...
I would LOVE to Kiss, Lick and SUCK on them...
I would also Kneel between your Open Thighs and give you Oral SEX and have CLIMAX  in my Mouth until you are Totally EXHAUSTED... YUMMY...

Love and Kisses, Maryann (05-10-2015)
omg... i love your breaston and nipples... i would love to kiss, lick and suck ...
I would love to climb under there and suck and lick your  clit until you squirm and cum in my mouth, then I would grab your lovely hair and pull that sweet pussy back deep onto my cock over and over again until I came in your hot cunt
i would love to climb under there and suck and lick your clit until you squirm ...
Very sexy! would love to lick/suck your sexy pussy until your clit is swollen and your wetness is all over my face:)
very sexy! would love to lick/suck your sexy pussy until your clit is swollen ...
i'm not gay but this pics makes me really horny! i would suck that nice cock until you cum in my mouth and i wont loose a drop....really tesing!
i'm not gay but this pics makes me really horny! i would suck that nice cock ...
I'd love to join her in the pool and have ehr suck my cock until it cums all over her lovely tits.
i'd love to join her in the pool and have ehr suck my cock until it cums all ...
OMG, i would love to lick your lightly, suck that pussy slowly, tease your amazing clit with my thick dick head and precum. Then slowly stretch your lips as i slip my manhood inside until your tight pussy milks my warm thickness.  Then massage your pussy until you nut all over my big hands... Sexy!
omg, i would love to lick your lightly, suck that pussy slowly, tease your ...
Would love to have you suck me off and jerk my cock until my cum shot all over those perky boobs!!! What do you think? lol!!! x
would love to have you suck me off and jerk my cock until my cum shot all over ...
I'd love to kiss, suck and nibble on those nipples until they're long and hard....then I'd tug on them with my teeth and roll them between my fingers...
i'd love to kiss, suck and nibble on those nipples until they're long and ...
Mmm I would Love to suck and lick on your lovely pussy until you could not stand it any longer and cum on my face then I would slide my cock in you and fuck You for hours sexy.
mmm i would love to suck and lick on your lovely pussy until you could not ...
turn on the lights and lose the blankets.... I still jacked off while listening to her talking dirty while you fucked her,,,,  she is fucking hot...  i'd love to lay under her in a "69" and lick her pussy lips and suck her clit while you fucked her and she told you how much she enjoyed your cock in her.....  then after you shot your cum deep in her pussy I'd love to eat her pussy until she came all over my tounge and I had cleaned all that cum out of her wet pussy.....
turn on the lights and lose the blankets.... i still jacked off while listening ...
I keep cumming back to this pic over and over because I love the viewing of your fucking incredible body where I get to see your sexy lips, your amazing tits and that soaking wet pussy, and all I keep thinking is "daaaaamn I want to have you sit on my face so I can lick and suck on that throbbing clit of yours until you cum all over my face!!  Then...
i keep cumming back to this pic over and over because i love the viewing of ...
i'd like to kneel between your legs and lick and suck your cock and balls until you cum in my mouth
i'd like to kneel between your legs and lick and suck your cock and balls until ...
I would massage these beauties, lick, suck, and bite the hard nipples, pull them, fuck your gorgeous tits until my hot cum is flowing between them down towards your wet and waiting thursty pussy.
i would massage these beauties, lick, suck, and bite the hard nipples, pull ...
shove it in my face and i will lick and suck it until you cum then i will pull my throbbing cock out of my pants and shove it balls deep in you girl
shove it in my face and i will lick and suck it until you cum then i will pull ...
If it was me, I would have tongue fucked your ass and got it real wet with my saliva, made you have an anal orgasm first before breaking your virgin asshole in gently until you pushed back and started to thrust. I could suck on both of your holes for a very long time, they look truly delicious!
if it was me, i would have tongue fucked your ass and got it real wet with my ...
I wanna lick an suck your delicious pussy until you fill my mouth with your sweet cream
i wanna lick an suck your delicious pussy until you fill my mouth with your ...
I would love to bury my tongue deep into that beautiful pussy and suck on your clit until you squirt all over my face!
i would love to bury my tongue deep into that beautiful pussy and suck on your ...
I gently lick her sweet lips then suck them and lick them harder, search deep inside her with my long tongue, working my way up to her clit from underneath to gently lick it and suck it into my mouth then lash it with my tongue while keeping the suction. When she seems ready, I wrap my lips back around my teeth and "gum" it, switching between these techniques until she has her first orgasm. Now I work my way lower to lick her anxiously twitching pucker and spear it with my long tongue as I stick my big nose in her dripping pussy. I continue until she begs for my cock...
i gently lick her sweet lips then suck them and lick them harder, search deep ...
until you beg me to quit!! nuzzle, carress, sniff, lick, suck hummmmnnunahumn, and prod, with my nose, tongue, lips, and my whole face!!!
until you beg me to quit!! nuzzle, carress, sniff, lick, suck hummmmnnunahumn, ...
Full size and zoomed in makes your cock so appealing, makes me desire to get it in my hands and moth to jack and suck until you ejaculate my mouth full.
full size and zoomed in makes your cock so appealing, makes me desire to get it ...
I would rather lick & suck them & then watch them swing while I have you bent over taking my cock balls deep inside you while I pump you fast & hard until I cum inside you
i would rather lick & suck them & then watch them swing while i have ...
I'd love to give your pussy a long sexy kiss, drill my tongue deep inside your tasty fuckhole, then finger fuck your pussy and ass while I suck your clit until you cum, then while your orgasm is peaking, mount you and fuck you while kissing your mouth, and pumping your sweet little pussy full of hot cum until you cum again :)
i'd love to give your pussy a long sexy kiss, drill my tongue deep inside your ...
suck, lick, nibble, massage gently and roughly with cream, lightly pinch them.  then reach between your thighs with my other hand and massage your clit slowly until you nut all in my hand
suck, lick, nibble, massage gently and roughly with cream, lightly pinch them. ...
Oh fuck...I'd love to sit on your cock and feel you deep inside and ride you until you screamed and filled my cunt with you hot load.  Damn, dude, I could help you type...I would take your engorged cock and place it on every letter you desire...that is, I would do this but with every letter your cock types, I would suck you in between...may take a while to type a message but I guarantee you you'd be more than satisfied.
oh fuck...i'd love to sit on your cock and feel you deep inside and ride you ...
At first, I'd just stand behind you, enjoying the view as you kissed and licked and sucked his cock knowing that another man was looking at your rapidly warming pussy. It would turn you on to put on a show for me, letting your bad girl out, your head bobbing up and down like a porn star. Then you would feel my hand on the back of your head, pushing it down so you took him deep in your throat. My hand would leave your head, fingernails tracing lightly down your back to your ass. My fingers would linger for a moment, tickling your puckered asshole, then dancing across your pussy lips, teasing, tingling...before finding and rubbing your now swollen clit. And then my mouth would be on you, tasting your pussy, tongue darting in and out, making you wet and arm and ready. I'd stand and you'd feel the heat of my stiff meat in the crack of your exposed ass, and it would only make you suck him harder. And then suddenly, without warning, the swollen head of my cock would pierce your wet, willing cunt, plunging balls-deep inside you, my nuts slapping your clit as I held your hips and pounded your hole -- the vibrations from your moans combining with the sight of another man fucking his wife to make your husband explode in your mouth -- you, sucking it all in until you could feel me convulsing and shooting my own hot spunk deep inside you.

How's that? ;-)
at first, i'd just stand behind you, enjoying the view as you kissed and licked ...
Mmmm, I want to suck yourr clit and tongue your pussy until you are cumming all over my face.
mmmm, i want to suck yourr clit and tongue your pussy until you are cumming all ...
OMG... what a wonderful view...I'd love to suck this pussy and then fuck her slowly until you come by all the holes of your beautiful little body ...
omg... what a wonderful view...i'd love to suck this pussy and then fuck her ...
Kiss it, lick it, suck it, bite it, smack it. push it, pull it, grip it. hold it, rub it, spread it, fuck it.
Massage it all over with my warm stiff cock. Left, right , up and down both inner thighs, slapping against pussy your lips over and over, rubbing your hard clit until your juices coat me and are running down your thighs.
kiss it, lick it, suck it, bite it, smack it. push it, pull it, grip it. hold ...
nice teasing cock you have...i'm not gay but would suck it hard until it cum...
nice teasing cock you have...i'm not gay but would suck it hard until it cum...
I would like to kiss, lick, nibble, suck and spread your lips with my tongue and once your sweet juices start to flow savor the flavor of your sweet nectar.  I would continue to lick your pussy until your inner thighs begin to shiver and you beg me to stop.   I would then push my cock deep inside you So that we both could climax together.
i would like to kiss, lick, nibble, suck and spread your lips with my tongue ...
OMG your so sexy and mouth watering.  Wish i could bury my wet soft tongue over your pussy, suck your clit and tongue fuck your ass until you cum
omg your so sexy and mouth watering. wish i could bury my wet soft tongue over ...
Love to have you and mrs suck me until I cum all over the mrs tits and have you lick it all off- sound good to you?
love to have you and mrs suck me until i cum all over the mrs tits and have you ...
Beautiful body, would love to suck those supple looking nipples trace my tongue around them, softly sucking then running my tongue down ur breast over ur stomach down to that delicious looking clit, and into that pussy where I'd spend the next 15 minutes eating it until you gush all over my face,
beautiful body, would love to suck those supple looking nipples trace my tongue ...
Yes, I'd love to taste. mmmm first, I would gently split lovely lips, licking them all over, lickin up-down, slow. Taking sweet clit into mouth, making gentle suck. Until pussy gets wet. Then tongue goes in, mmmmmm I would use fingers to split lips more while I am tickling, and lickin inner side, with my tongue.
yes, i'd love to taste. mmmm first, i would gently split lovely lips, licking ...
That wet pussy is looking really tasty! Would love to suck your nice pussy lips and lick your clit! Wanna do it until you have many orgasms!
that wet pussy is looking really tasty! would love to suck your nice pussy lips ...
Mmmm...sexy! I would love to lick/suck your beautiful pussy until your lips are swollen and your clit is throbbing with pleasure!
mmmm...sexy! i would love to lick/suck your beautiful pussy until your lips are ...
Oh my I kiss, caress, lick, suck, finger and fuck your marvelous pussy until I was completely exhausted, satisfied and content thast I had provided you with intense pleasure and satisfaction also.
oh my i kiss, caress, lick, suck, finger and fuck your marvelous pussy until i ...
Oh, how I would love to dive right into that and suck it until it is sloshy
oh, how i would love to dive right into that and suck it until it is sloshy
Hello, checked your pic. So sweet! Enjoy my following writings about you and oral sex:
When I begin to give you oral sex, I always start slowly. I take the time to appreciate you and your body. I pretend that your entire vagina is an ice-cream cone with three scoops of my favorite flavor. I use my tounge to lick your vagina from its entrance up to the clitoris. Move my tounge freely from your iner lips to your outer labia on one side. Once I have done that, draw your lips into my mouth and massage them with my tounge. And since the other side will probably get jealous, I move on to the other side afterward. I like to pay attention to your reactions and your body language at all times. I take your clitoris into my mouth and gently suck on it while I simultaneously flip my tounge over and around it. I know how to use both my tounge and fingers at the same time. I will definitely become your oral sex king. While I am French kissing your clitoris, use my finger to rub it at the same time. The feeling of your ejaculate flowing all over my mouth is one of the world’s greatest aphrodisiacs. I have a strategy when I am going down and don’t do random things. Until next time, bon appetit.
hello, checked your pic. so sweet! enjoy my following writings about you and ...
What a beautiful pussy. I want to suck your clit and tongue fuck it until you are cumming all over my face.
what a beautiful pussy. i want to suck your clit and tongue fuck it until you ...
I would love to tongue that sweet pussy and suck that hard clit until you cum all over my face! Mmmmm
i would love to tongue that sweet pussy and suck that hard clit until you cum ...
I would love to suck your Pussy until you SCREAM......
i would love to suck your pussy until you scream......
I must admit I'd love to suck and lick you amazing lips and then part them and lick and suck on your flit until you cum overmy face.
i must admit i'd love to suck and lick you amazing lips and then part them and ...
I want to lock my mouth over it hun and just lick, suck and kiss that hot pink pussy until you and I get wet and I make you cum.  K
i want to lock my mouth over it hun and just lick, suck and kiss that hot pink ...
Would love to suck your cock hard until u push it down my throat.
would love to suck your cock hard until u push it down my throat.
would love to kiss down your body, taking your hand out of your panties, and pushing them to the side. I would start to suck on your clit, ever so lightly fingering you until you started to moan and squirm, grabbing me by the hair. I would continue until you were soaking wet and..... message me so I can tell you the rest!
would love to kiss down your body, taking your hand out of your panties, and ...
would love to stick my tongue into your pussy, lick and suck until you are cumming...
would love to stick my tongue into your pussy, lick and suck until you are ...
Squat on my face and I'll lick and suck and tongue fuck your pussy so it feels like you have a big hard cock inside you until you squirt your pussy juices in my mouth on my face, then lick you some more until you squirt again and again all over my hard cock and balls.
squat on my face and i'll lick and suck and tongue fuck your pussy so it feels ...
mhhhhhh, I wanna put my mouth over that meat and suck it until the end !! A HOT cumshot !!
mhhhhhh, i wanna put my mouth over that meat and suck it until the end !! a hot ...
Perfect sexy tits to caress, squeeze, kiss, lick suck and fuck them delish' nipples to pinch until they tighten and harden then sucking pulling and nibbling them to make your pussy wetter  ....
perfect sexy tits to caress, squeeze, kiss, lick suck and fuck them delish' ...
Damn!!! I love this beautiful dangling cock.  That is one of the sexiest cocks that I've seen dangling.  Ooooo, I want to stick out my tongue and gently touch and lick the head of your cock....and gently and softly touch my lips to it. just enough to feel my tongue on it.  I bet I get your cock rock hard in no time at all.  Once I see its growing....I'll warp my lips around the head and lock them on your cock head and start sucking it as I gently tug on it.  I'm not going to let go of your sweet cock until I feel you spurting cum into my mouth....I'll suck it and suck it and suck it until I've gotten all of your cum....watch me swallow all of it.  I'm going to keep nursing on your cock for a good while longer before I let you have it back.  I LOVE  this cock picture.  I LOVE you cock.  You know I'm going to masturbate to your beautiful cock pictures....especially this one.  Thank you for posting it.  MILF K
damn!!! i love this beautiful dangling cock. that is one of the sexiest cocks ...
I love looking at your sweet relaxed cock...I will want to suck it though.  I mean suck it until you cum in my mouth.  MILF K
i love looking at your sweet relaxed cock...i will want to suck it though. i ...
I'd love to kiss, suck and nibble on those nipple until they're long and hard...then I'd tug on them with my teeth....
i'd love to kiss, suck and nibble on those nipple until they're long and ...
Beautiful body, would love to suck those supple looking nipples trace my tongue around them, softly sucking then running my tongue down ur breast over ur stomach down to that delicious looking clit, and into that pussy where I'd spend the next 15 minutes eating it until you gush all over my face,
beautiful body, would love to suck those supple looking nipples trace my tongue ...
I'd love to lick and suck it until it was nice and hard then cover it in hot cum! Xx
i'd love to lick and suck it until it was nice and hard then cover it in hot ...
I would love to suck you until you cum and then fuck you until we cum together
i would love to suck you until you cum and then fuck you until we cum together
Id love to play with a naughty cutie like yourself ;) But after i fingered you and made you cum and fed it to you id then pound your pussy until i was ready to cum then have you suck me until i gave you a facial, then went back to fucking your pussy and feeding it to you until you swallowed every last drop of both mine and your cum...
id love to play with a naughty cutie like yourself ;) but after i fingered you ...
OHHHHHHH Yeahhhhhh! I want your hot sexy body and beautiful face! I want your delicious furry pussy on my face so I can lick and suck your clit to dozens of orgasms! I want my big cock between your big beautiful tits so you can squeeze those beauties around my thick shaft and milk me until I explode like a geyser blowing my hot and sweet cum all over your beautiful face and amazing tits!
ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh! i want your hot sexy body and beautiful face! i want your ...
I'd love to kiss, lick and suck you to orgasm, then internaly massage your 'G' 'A' and 'P' spots until you cum again, or I manage to get you in a state of continuous orgasm, then after that take you until you cum again....
i'd love to kiss, lick and suck you to orgasm, then internaly massage your 'g' ...
So smooth, I can imagine my tongue licking your scrotum and then opening my mouth wide and taking your balls in my mouth and giving them a nice warm, wet suck. Then running the tip of my tongue up the underneath of your shaft until I get to your glans and it slips slowly between my lips then I move my head downwards, your penis sliding deeper into my mouth. I push down more, your penis is now at the back of my tongue, one more push and you are deep in my throat. You start pumping, backwards and forwards, in and out of my throat, pushing harder and harder, your torso above your penis hitting my nose harder an harder, it starts to drip red. You don't stop, you can feel the 'rising' in you loins the point of no return is approaching, I grab your buttocks, digging in my nails hard and pull you hard into my throat, pumping, pumping. Finally your body bucks as your penis bulges as the flow spurts from your glans, hot and sweet it hits the back of my throat and I feel it running down inside me. You withdraw slightly so I can suck real hard any semen that is still in your shaft to the surface, your body bucks again a you climax a second time, by now mouth is full and the flow stops. You withdraw your beautiful penis and we kiss. You taste yourself.
so smooth, i can imagine my tongue licking your scrotum and then opening my ...
mmmmmmmmm Lick and suck on your pussy...... bend you over slide a hard thick cock in your wet pussy...... then fuck you until you're full of cum!
mmmmmmmmm lick and suck on your pussy...... bend you over slide a hard thick ...
Let me lick an suck her delicious pussy until she squirts in my mouth
let me lick an suck her delicious pussy until she squirts in my mouth
I'd love to suck and nibble on those nipples until they're long and hard....then I'd roll them and pull them... and tug on them with my teeth...
i'd love to suck and nibble on those nipples until they're long and ...
love to lick and suck on your clit until your nice and juicy mmm
love to lick and suck on your clit until your nice and juicy mmm
Love to suck that cock until you blow a load in my mouth
love to suck that cock until you blow a load in my mouth
Fondle it, lick it, then suck your balls all the way up to your cockhead, then suck that cock .....until you cum.  Thats for starters.  K
fondle it, lick it, then suck your balls all the way up to your cockhead, then ...
Mmmmm, let me wash that cock.  I love soaping up a limp soft cock and watching it grow bigger and bigger with each stroke I give it as I'm soaping it up.  Once I've made that man meat hard as stone, I'll rinse it off, slip it in my mouth and suck it.  I won't let it go until you fill my with with your hot gooey cum.....that I get to taste and swallow.  K
mmmmm, let me wash that cock. i love soaping up a limp soft cock and watching ...
i'm not gay but your nice juicy dick makes me horny! wouls suck it until it cum in my mouth!
i'm not gay but your nice juicy dick makes me horny! wouls suck it until it cum ...
I want to suck her clit and tongue fuck her hot wet pussy until she cums all over my face.
i want to suck her clit and tongue fuck her hot wet pussy until she cums all ...
Beautiful body, would love to suck those supple looking nipples trace my tongue around them, softly sucking then running my tongue down ur breast over ur stomach down to that delicious looking clit, and into that pussy where I'd spend the next 15 minutes eating it until you gush all over my face,
beautiful body, would love to suck those supple looking nipples trace my tongue ...
I was thinking more to the order of: Kiss, caress, explore, suck, spank, kiss, kiss, kiss, lick until i was licking and pinching ;), finger, spank, lick, strip, feed you, lick, fuck, and last but certainly not least and i hope you will agree given your tattoo that shows balance, we will fuck until my cock explodes at high speed deep in your pussy as we throb and orgasm in unison until i have pumped every last drop of cum possible into you. Sound good?
i was thinking more to the order of: kiss, caress, explore, suck, spank, kiss, ...
mmmmm baby i would suck ur cock, n  swallow that delicius cum. lick ur cock until is completly clean n hard again n ready to fuck my wet pussy!!!!!! mmmm
mmmmm baby i would suck ur cock, n swallow that delicius cum. lick ur cock ...
My offer still stands, you can suck on my tootsie pop until you reach the creamy center
my offer still stands, you can suck on my tootsie pop until you reach the ...
Mmmmm, I like your cock....and I'd suck the head right out of there and tug on it as I'm sucking....  Oooooh  I'd gobble on that cock until you cum.  Mrs. K
mmmmm, i like your cock....and i'd suck the head right out of there and tug on ...
Very hot seeing you suck all that nice, thick, hard black cock until he gave you all of that hot, sticky cum.  And watching you suck all of it out of his cock was so hot.  Awesome vid.
very hot seeing you suck all that nice, thick, hard black cock until he gave ...
I want to play suck the cock.  Would you like to play?   You just let it hang out like that and I suck it...and suck it....and suck it...until I get my prize.  You'll enjoy the outcum.  Mrs. K
i want to play suck the cock. would you like to play? you just let it hang ...
I would eat you until you begged for a break then let you suck me until I came all over your glasses!
i would eat you until you begged for a break then let you suck me until i came ...
LOVE THIS PIC, JUST THE THOUGHT OF POUNDING MY HARD COK INTO YOUR PUSSY, MADE ME CUM HERE AT THE COMPUTER :(  if only I had you to suck my dry, then get me hard again so that I could fuck you until you and i both come.... ;)
love this pic, just the thought of pounding my hard cok into your pussy, made ...
Love to lick and suck you until you make me stop
love to lick and suck you until you make me stop
Sweetheart I'd wash you, dry you off and give you a nice oil rub down and massage.  I'll pay extra attention to your breasts and pussy...making sure you feel good from what I do to and with them.  I will guess you will not want me to stop massaging that pussy until you cum....and you will cum.  Then I'll lick and suck on it.   G
sweetheart i'd wash you, dry you off and give you a nice oil rub down and ...
It sure does!  Would love to lick and suck that nice whore cunt of yours then drill that nice ass until I start to cum in then pull out and ram my pulsating cock back into your whore cunt and finish cumming inthat whore cunt of yours!
it sure does! would love to lick and suck that nice whore cunt of yours then ...
Im thinking i wish i was there to join the fun! what would you prefer? Should i shoot a load on there too, or maybe i should slap my cock on your tits and slowly feed you hubbys cum before laying down, taking you by your hair and showing how i "deep.throat.her" ;) as hubby gets so horny he is quickly ready to take you from behind...or maybe you like to keep things seperate and i take your pussy until i fill it with a few loads as you suck/lick your tits clean before sucking me a hubby into your mouth simultaneously...it all comes down to how you like it ;)...
im thinking i wish i was there to join the fun! what would you prefer? should i ...
Nice cock! If full shaved, even if i'm not gay, would suck it hard until you cum....makes me horny!
nice cock! if full shaved, even if i'm not gay, would suck it hard until you ...
lick that pretty ass down to the clit, make you moan; suck and lick you till you quiver; lick those perky nipples until you beg me to fuck you; then flip you over and take you doggy style until we both scream with delight!
lick that pretty ass down to the clit, make you moan; suck and lick you till ...
I'd love to suck and nibble on those nipples until they get long and hard...then I'd tug on them with my teeth...
i'd love to suck and nibble on those nipples until they get long and ...
I would grab your ankles and spread your legs as wide as they will go. Then I'm going to bury my face and long stiff tongue into your wet pussy so it feels like you have cock inside you. Now I am going to push my hard thick throbbing dick inside your tight little pussy and stroke it with long deep strokes until you cum is coating my shaft. Next I am going to lick and suck on your butt hole while finger fucking your pussy to another orgasm. When I am good and ready I will flip your over to a doggy position, grab a handful of your hair and turn your face towards me and make you look me in the eyes as I push my hard fucking cock all the way in your ass in one long deep thrust and fuck you until I fill your fuck hole full of my hot cum.
i would grab your ankles and spread your legs as wide as they will go. then i'm ...